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May 23 2018


Highlights of Infinity war:

  • Gamora “killing” Thanos (yas queen!!)
  • Mantis “Kick names, take ass”
  • Thor and Steve complimenting each others new looks™
  • THOR’S ENTRY TO WAKANDA (i almost busted a nut)
  • Rocket wanting Bucky’s arm (aka a really popular fanon becoming canon)
  • Loki calling himself Odinson ;u;
  • Squidward
  • Okoye “why was she up there all this time?!”
  • Okoye, Natasha and Wanda fighting proxima midnight together
  • Bruce and Hulk arguing
  • Bruce yelling “come out come out” at Hulk like..hdhshshs same
  • Tony’s fuckiNG ARMOUR
  • Heimdall yeeting Hulk back to earth with his last breath
  • Thanos actually using the power, time, space and reality stones (even if he didn’t use mind and soul :( )
  • Peter saying “I should’ve stayed on the bus
  • Pretty much everything that had Gamora in it
  • Red skull (?????!!! the fuck)
  • Thor stabbing Thanos and pushing his axe deep inside his chest
  • M'Baku. Just. He.
  • Everything about Wakanda was 👌
  • Quill being jealous of Thor
  • Thor calling Rocket “rabbit”
  • Groot hurting himself to make a handle for Thor’s new weapon
  • Thor aka the Absolute Unit™
  • Loki’s “We have a Hulk ”
  • Peter yelling “magic! More magic” as he jumps from portal to portal
  • My man Steve Rogers holding back the gauntlet that has not 2 (as we previously saw in the trailer), not 3, not 4 but FIVE damn infinity stones. Holy shit.
  • Pete yelling “YES” as he kicks Thanos in the face
  • Drax screaming “devil carpet” at Strange’s cloak

There’s definitely more but that’s all I can think of the top of my head, please feel free to add more

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“ Sir, please, I don’t wanna go ”

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How terrible it is to love something that death can touch.


Tony: You’re an Avenger, kid

Peter, externally:

Peter, internally:

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Past MCU moments that hurt after Infinity War (Spoilers)



And lastly

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You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors.

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Agnes Martin

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What did I do to piss off a grumpy old fucker with a Winter Soldier arm?

Deadpool 2 (2018) dir. David Leitch 

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you guys know what’s super important?

bee butts




Avengers 4 (2019)










im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 


also this thread is open to anyone

A very small boi enters


!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

A pocket sized boy






the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

well I do recall a comedian telling about how he accidentally joined the russian mafia on a school trip in college, and this was made more believable by the fact that he was shirtless with a beer belly while telling this story

since someone asked

Frick thank you so much


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